Saturday, October 23, 2010
Hi Ho..It's Home From School We Go
In school I didn't have to take the quiz in French, I had a free period, we didn't do any work in Economy because Mme. Braun berated the class about work that I didn't have to do, we worked on a dialogue all Spanish class, and we learned about Snow White and the Seven Dwarves in History. Just kidding, we talked about the evolution of movies, which included the first Disney picture of Snow White. Then, we watched half of a movie that we will finish after break.
Last night, I went to a dinner with Christophe and Sabine (Heloise wanted to stay home) celebrating one of Sabine's collegues' retirement. It was in a restaurant that doubled as a discotheque. I think it was a theme night, too, because all of the music that they played was American disco music. The meal was another long one. We arrived at around 8h15, socialized a bit, and sat down at around 8h30. The food was good, but it was super rich. They served a ham and cheese crepe topped with an egg and more ham and mushrooms covered with cream and a chocolate banana crepe. I also learned that cider here is not apple cider. The main part of the meal didn't arrive until 10h45, and dessert didn't arrive until 1h00 AM. Needless to say, it was after 2h00 AM when we got home.
Thursday, October 21, 2010
Don't Make Fun of Me!
I was made fun of twice today for being American.
The first was by a guy who I had never met before. Apparently, he talks quickly to begin with, but when he discovered that I was from the US, he ran together a bunch of gibberish in lightening speed. (I asked the girls who were with me later if he had actually said anything, and they told me he hadn't.) Then, he started speaking so slowly that I had to let him know that I wasn't stupid.
I didn't hear what the second boy said, I just know he said something that wasn't nice and wouldn't repeat it when I asked him what he had said.
Wednesday, October 20, 2010
Bob L'Eponge
Made in...Where?
Yes, China, you are far far away. I'm on to you and your new secret ninja code-name!
Chinese Rotary
It's funny because I have often thought (even before last night) that the United States from a French point of view is comparable to China from an American point of view.
Monday, October 18, 2010
Presque Parfaites
"students are perfectable!"
I like this.
Sunday, October 17, 2010
No Strike for You!
(I'm totally being sarcastic here, by the way.)
Saturday, October 16, 2010
Friday, October 15, 2010
The Ants Go Marching One By One...
I woke up this morning with an upset stomach. :( Hoping it would pass, I went to school anyways. I was really excited because today we went to the town of Fourmies (a fourmi is an ant) on a field trip! The bus ride was two hours long to get there, and I actually fell asleep on the way. It wasn't awkward, though, because a lot of other people did, too.
In Fourmies the bus drove through the town as a man from the museum guided us and told us of the town's industrial history. We then toured the textile museum.
After lunch we got back on the bus and watched the first half of the movie "Around the World in 80 Days" while we drove to the next town. There, we had another tour of a smaller museum where we learned about Godin and his town. We were planning on staying longer than we did, but there were traffic jams or something of the sort, so we left early. We finished the movie on the bus ride back to school, but I fell asleep again, so I don't really know what happened.
I'm still not feeling very well, but we had yummy carrot soup for dinner, so I'm hoping that will help my stomach a bit.
Thursday, October 14, 2010
The Almost Course
I went to school for nothing. Everyone in my grade and the grade below me was supposed to run around two kilometers for some national once-a-year sports requirement. Since we were so numerous, we would have run at the soccer stadium in the center of town. However, like always, there was a strike going on.
When I got to school, all of the girls were herded like sheep into the gymnasium where we all changed into sweats. Once we had all gotten out of our school clothes, a teacher came in, told us that the run was cancelled, and made us put our clothes back on before we went back into the main school courtyard. Since no one had planned on the strike, everything from there was all mumbo-jumbo.
Normally, my class would have had English the first hour, so my homeroom teacher rounded us up in our normal classroom where we waited for the English teacher to arrive. While we were waiting, Mme. DeGroote had her three-year-old son with her, and he talked to us a little bit. Mme. DeGroote told him that we could all sing a song together and told him to ask us if we liked the same music that he liked. Of course, being three, he responded by asking us, "Do you like the same music that I like?" It was the cutest thing ever! In the end we discovered that he likes Black Eyed Peas and Lady Gaga, but we didn't have time to sing because Mme. Meilan our English teacher arrived then. For the rest of the class, we played hangman with English words.
The next hour we had Perm, but for some happy reason, we did not have to be silent. The final hour, we all went again into the gymnasium. Usually, if we don't have a class last hour, we can leave campus, but apparently the strike was too "dangerous" for us to leave. The sports coaches provided us with equipment, but only the boys really played any games.
At least the whole day wasn't a total waste because when I arrived home, I had a care package waiting for me from Dad! Thank you!
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
Coucou!
I found the perfect quote to describe days like today:
"Your true traveler finds boredom rather agreeable than painful. It is the symbol of his liberty-his excessive freedom. He accepts his boredom, when it comes, not merely philosophically, but almost with pleasure."
~Aldous Huxley
Tuesday, October 12, 2010
Who am I?
This is what my peers said about me (in French, of course):
- Super gentille
- Super sexy
- Intelligente
- Agreable
- Timide
- Un peu a l'ecoute
The New and Improved High-5
For the first one, you tell someone to give you a high-5. Then, when they're about to hit your hand, you ball your fingers up into a fist, except for your thumb, and they end up hitting the pinky end of your fist. You're then obliged to shout, "turkey!"
I'm pretty sure for the second one, both participants in the high-5 need to know what's happening. Otherwise, both will just end up looking like a major goober. For this one, both high-5ers begin, acting like a normal high-5. Then, as the hands are about to slap together, they both curl their fingers, and retract their hands in a wave-like motion. This one is called the jellyfish!!
Monday, October 11, 2010
Recovery
It Made My Life
Sunday, October 10, 2010
Techno Rave
After we ate, shoes were removed, and toes squished in mud as we began a guided tour around the land surrounding Mont Saint Michel. Apparently we walked for fourteen kilometers, but for some reason I did not think it felt that long, eventhough we walked from 1h30 to 5h00.


Friday, October 8, 2010
Sprinkled With Stories
We met up with other exchangers from our district at the Aquarium restaurant and took a double-decker bus (Amazing, I know!) from there. I sat in the back next to Julia from Brazil and near Daniel and Carlos from Mexico, Jacinta and Josh from Australia, Martina and Laura from Canada, Darpan and Kevin from India, and Chris and Michael from the US.
For the majority of the bus ride, Laura and I belted out random American songs that we knew and were listening to on her ipod.
Carlos and Josh were talking on Facebook about attracting French girls. Josh wrote to Carlos saying that he should say, "Come to Papa" to the girls. Carlos responded, "That's not funny. It doesn't make any sense. You just said, "eat your potato." I don't get it." (Come tu papa=eat your potato in Spanish) Nevertheless, Carlos eventually understood.
About two hours into the bus ride, we stopped and visited the cathedral in Amiens. It was huge! I think that the church in Vermelles is about as tall as its front door.
Back in the bus, we drove across the world's tallest bridge before driving through Honfleur. I think we were supposed to have a tour, but that didn't end up happening.
We at lunch at Flunch, a fast-food type restaurant in France with relatively healthy alternatives. I sat a table with Spanish speakers, so I'll be glad if I don't lose my Spanish completely.
Our next stop was at a beach in Normandy where we visited a D-Day museum and listened to a lady give a history speech about the area. Afterwords we watched a movie in 360 degrees. Yes, the movie litterally surrounded us in a circle. The pre-show announcement told us that we were free to get up and walk around the room for the full experience of the movie if we pleased. Of course, I pleased. I was the only loser to walk around for the entire movie. Others joined me for short periods of time, so I was never alone. I have a new adopted brother named Tom who is a ten year old French boy and walked around with me most of the time. We actually ended up hanging out together most of the afternoon when I wasn't hanging out with the Spanish-speakers. It was really good because he does not speak a word of English.
After the 360 movie, all of the exchange students stood in a circle and played a Canadian game where we sang:
Hey there, ride that pony
Ride around that big fat pony
Hey there, ride that pony
This is how we do it
Front Front Front Front Front, my baby
Back Back Back Back Back, my baby
Side Side Side Side Side, my baby
This is how we do it.
For the first part of it, ten or so people in the middle skipped in a circle. Then they crump in the direction of the song to the person nearest them on the outer ring of the circle. Then that person on the outer ring takes their place in the inner ring, and it starts all over again. It was the wierdest game I've ever played.
At dinner I sat in between Tom and Josh. I quickly discovered that the back of the placemat was a coloring page. (I had been talking about buying a Normandy coloring book earlier with Tom to occupy my hours of Perm at school.) Surprisingly and disappointingly, nobody in the room had crayons. I did find a red pen, and everyone at my table took turns drawing funny faces and acting like doofuses.
The exchange student phrase of the weekend is, "Bah, ouais."
How Do You Say Brownnoser in French?
I spent last night at M. Polveche's house with Yuki and Asaki from Japan and Michael. We had an exotic dinner originating from the Antilles. For the aperative, M. Polveche had made a sort of fried ball of cod mixed with chives. The main meal consisted of rice and a curry soup with large chunks of chicken and zuchini. For dessert Huges put on a wonderful show and made bananas flambĂ©es! It was all delicious! Michael says I’m a brown-noser.
After dinner we watched a movie about Asterix and Obelix, a French comic strip about two men from Gaul, one of whom fell into a vat of magic potion when he was a baby and now has incredible strength and the other who drinks the potion for the same strength. There were innumerous references to other movies, songs, history, and the most random topics. It was quite amusing, but at around 10h30 I decided to go to bed and watch the rest of the movie another day.
Wednesday, October 6, 2010
My Life as an Extraterrestrial
Yesterday in Science, Somaya told the teacher that I didn't have to take the quiz that she was giving. Now, I also do not have to take the Math quiz next Tuesday either. The great thing about this situation is that I still do all of the classwork and homework, but I will not get as discouraged as I would with failing grades.
I know now that Mme. Chanteloube, the Math teacher, knows I am an exchange student because she made the comment the other day that it is too bad that there are no pink calculators sold in France. Happily, I think this means that I no longer have to go to the board and answer questions.
The old lady sitting next to me waiting for the bus this afternoon had a beard.
La Caserne des Pompiers
Tick Tock
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP6XpLQM2Cs
Monday, October 4, 2010
ECJS
When I entered the classroom, the teacher made us wait to sit down, then told us to arrange ourselves into groups of six. I was automatically heading to be in a group with Marie and Yamina when another girl named Marie in my class asked me to be in her group. This group consisted of Marie, Romaine, Corentin, Camille, Sophie, and me. We didn't really do anything in our group but discuss a little bit; nevertheless, it was fun to be in a different group to get to know some of my other classmates better!
So ECJS stands for Education Civique Juridique Sociale (Civic, Legal, and Social Education). I was originally told that we would learn how to become good French citizens in the class, but that's not really what we're doing. Instead, we will have three points of focus in the class this year.
The first point, which we started today, is Sects. Apparently the French definition of sects is more like the American definition of cults. The next point is the rules clearly defined by the law and work of students and of teachers. The final point is the roles of parents and grandparents.
The group into which I was assimilated today is not necessarily my group the rest of the year. Mme. DeGroote told us that our groups would be chosen at random by her. I think she is literally going to pick names out of a hat. That will be interesting, but I love the anticipation for knowing who is in my group.
Oh, and by the way, I got a fourteen out of twenty on my quiz in Francais today!
Sunday, October 3, 2010
La Braderie de Lens
At around 4h00 Sabine, Heloise, Christophe, and I went to the Braderie of Lens. A braderie is pretty much like a giant flea market. Stands of clothes, shoes, food, and useless trinkets lined the streets. The traffic amongst the people was bumper to bumper. I think I saw more people today than I have the entire time I've been here. The prices for everything were great, but again, for some reason I could not bring myself to buy anything.
Saturday, October 2, 2010
Les Manifestations
Friday, October 1, 2010
Conspiracy! Dead or Alive?
Michael Jackson is idolized by almost everybody here. It's like he never died. In fact, most of the people who I have encountered honestly believe he is still living!
I have been asked at least five times by different people in different moments whether or not I believe Michael Jackson to be dead or not.
Why had I never heard of this back in the USA?