Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Duck and Cover

So, to enter the restrooms at Saint Paul, one has to walk across the courtyard and enter from outside. Today, when walking to the bathrooms, a group of guys bombared me with condoms filled with wet toilet paper. They dropped them from the window above the girl's restroom, so I never even saw it coming. I was forced to hide in the bathroom and have a friend spy to tell me when they no longer held the window open, waiting to pounce on unsuspecting victims. I then ran for my life as they hurled the nasty packages my way. If you're wondering, no, I do not know who those guys were.

To the boys here: You are making it way too easy for me to follow Rotary's no dating rule. Please, stop!

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